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“My Mistakes are Intentional and Part of my Artistic Temperament” – Crop Top

DeSoto Time Machine – Hoodie

DeSoto Time Machine Two-Sided Tee

“The Crackton Club – Time Traveling Explorers” – Crop Top

“My Mistakes are Intentional and Part of my Artistic Temperament” – Mug

“If You Disarm Me, You’d Best Disleg Me as Well.” – Black Mug

“I Prefer to Stir, But Will Shake Upon Request” – Mad Mixer Mug

“I Prefer to Stir, But Will Shake Upon Request” – Mad Mixer Tee

“I Prefer to Stir, But Will Shake Upon Request” – Mad Mixer Sweatshirt

“I Prefer to Stir, But Will Shake Upon Request” – Saucy Spoon Mug

“I Prefer to Stir, But Will Shake Upon Request” – Saucy Spoon Tee

“I Prefer to Stir, But Will Shake Upon Request” – Saucy Spoon Crop Top

“My Mistakes are Intentional and Part of my Artistic Temperament”

“My Mistakes are Intentional and Part of my Artistic Temperament” – Sweatshirt

“Get in the DeSoto Time Machine – We’re Going Shopping” – Tee

“Get in the DeSoto Time Machine – We’re Going Shopping” – Sweatshirt

“Get in the DeSoto Time Machine – We’re Going Shopping” – Crop Top

“The Crackton Club – Time Traveling Explorers”

“The Crackton Club – Time Traveling Explorers” – Sweatshirt

“The Crackton Club – Time Traveling Explorers” – Mug

“I Like My Humor Dry – With a Twist of Lemon” – Graphic Tee

“I Like My Humor Dry – With a Twist of Lemon” – Mug

"If you Disarm Me -- You'd Best Disleg Me As Well" – Graphic Tee

“If You Disarm Me, You’d Best Disleg Me As Well.” – Sweatshirt

“If You Disarm Me, You’d Best Disleg Me As Well” – Mug

DeSoto Time Machine Mug