Just Crackton Things
The Crackton Storehouse of Knowledge
You seek Crackton’s wisdom, as many do. Crackton’s mom once commanded him to share with all and he has taken that advice to heart. But with all worthwhile journeys, a price must be paid. The great Thermodynamic God demands nothing less than the balance of gain and loss.
We're open for trade, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, 100 years a century, 10 centuries a millennium, and 1000 millenniums a megayear. Wherever you travel in time, you can be assured of a Crackton Outlet*.
*In cases of war, famine or pestilence, the Crackton Outlet may be relocated to a different decade. Look for the standard Time Detour signs and follow Time’s Arrow. Crackton is not responsible for wrong turns into the wrong era.